"We Should Just Pick The Hottest, Most Confident, Bad B**** Version Of Ourselves, And Be That For The Rest Of The School Year." — Cassie Howard
"Look, I don't mean to be a b*tch...well, actually I do." — Santana Lopez
"You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice." — Veronica Lodge
It is so weird being my own role model." — Mindy Lahiri
"It's about time. Where's my throne?" — Hannah Marin
"That's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot." — Damon Salvatore
"You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you." — Blair Waldorf
"Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!" — Jenna
"Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!" — Angelica
"I just figured if I’m going to be a mess - might as well be a hot mess, right?" — Mindy Lahiri
"If they want to be a problem, they'll have to answer to me." — Garnet
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination." — Blair Waldorf
"You can’t sit with us!" — Gretchen Wieners
"What, like it’s hard?" — Elle Woods
"Number 1: No one is like me." — Harley Quinn
"Ugh, as if!" — Cher Horowitz
"I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular." — Gretchen Wieners
"I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself." — Derek Zoolander
"Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried." — John Bender
"A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early." — Queen Clarisse Renaldi
"Ego so big, you must admit. I've got every reason to feel like I'm that b*tch." — Beyoncé
"Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?" — Rihanna
"Know yourself, know your worth." — Drake
"I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart." — Sia
"If I was you, I'd wanna be me too." — Meghan Trainor
"I’m throwin' shade like it’s sunny." — Nicki Minaj
"When all is said and done, you'll believe God is a woman." — Ariana Grande
"Let me blow your mind." — Eve
"Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream." — Taylor Swift
"You're way too short to get on this ride." — Shawn Mendes
"Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great." — Fall Out Boy
"They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late." — Kanye West
"I'm a boss and I shine like gloss." — Doja Cat
“Ten different looks and my looks all kill.” — Cardi B
"Take my number down, I just might hit you." — Lauren Jauregui
"I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl." — Kelly Rowland
"Bein' so bad got me feelin' so good." — Demi Lovato
"Category is body, look at the way it’s sittin'" —Megan Thee Stallion
"Get my pretty name out of your mouth." — Billie Eilish
"You’re italic, I’m in bold." — Billie Eilish
"I never trust a narcissist, but they love me." — Taylor Swift
"No, I’m not a snack at all. Look, baby, I’m the whole damn meal. — Lizzo
"I’m permanent. You can’t erase me." – Shawn Mendes
"I drop a picture, now these b*tches feel attacked." — Megan Thee Stallion
"He's so obsessed with me and, boy, I understand" — Taylor Swift
"Baby, just don’t give a damn." — BTS
I’m gracing you with my presence. — Kourtney Kardashian
Don't get bitter, get better. — Alyssa Edwards
Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. — Kesha
I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are. — Beyoncé
When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care. — Kim Kardashian
I don't need your situation. — Jordyn Woods
I'm too busy writing history to read it. — Kanye West
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. — Katharine Hepburn
I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. — Lady Gaga
You're not going to tell me who I am. — Nicki Minaj
I'm one of those people who doesn't follow trends. I set them.— Zendaya
When in doubt, freak ‘em out. — Sharon Needles
I refuse to be put in a box. — Jennifer Lopez
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.
I'm the girl Harry Styles daydreams about.
Trouble never looked so fine.
No tag, but I'm still it.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
This is not a race, but I still take first place.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
The skin on glow, money on grow.
Outfit: perfect. Attitude: worth it.
I'm everything you want but can't have.
Don't check for me unless you've got a cheque for me.
Sit up when I walk in.
I'm none of your business.
20/20 vision and I still don’t see any competition
No GPS but it's my turn.
Why chase you when I'm the catch?
Just like the alphabet, I come before U.
Does my sparkle burn your eyes?
I'm a hot girl but I never lose my cool.
Stop stopping yourself.
Your comfort zone is your enemy.
If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb up to your ego, and jump to your IQ.
Some people are such treasures that you just wanna bury them.
Pressure creates diamonds.
No pain, no gain.
I have multiple personalities and none of them likes you.
I love men without the n.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face with a chair.
In this deck, I’m the king, and you’re the joker.
Allergic to idiots.
Sorry. I don’t speak assholian.
I tried to be good, then I got bored.
Your mind is a weapon, keep it open.
The naked truth is always better than a dressed lie.
They told me I couldn’t, so I did.
I hope karma will slap your face before I do.
I’m not rude, I just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.
Sorry, not sorry.
When life hits you hard, get up and say you hit like a bitch.
Find a way, not an excuse.
“If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” – Meghan Trainor
“You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.” – Will Smith
“I refuse to be put in a box.” – Jennifer Lopez
“He’s so obsessed with me and, boy, I understand” – Taylor Swift, I Think He Knows
“I got one less problem without you.” – Ariana Grande
“It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else’s eyes.” – Sally Field
“I’m a boss and I shine like gloss.” – Doja Cat
“I’m chilling, I’m winning, like on another level.” – Ciara
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” – Winston S. Churchill
“I think us, bad bitches, is a gift from God.” – Cardi B, I Do
“I’m too busy writing history to read it.“ – Kanye West
“Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.” – John Bender
“No, I’m not a snack at all. Look, baby, I’m the whole damn meal.” – Lizzo, Juice
“’Cause I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it.” – Rihanna, S&M
“Don’t waste your energy trying to change opinions … Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.” – Tina Fey
“Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” – Taylor Swift, Blank Space
“I am healthy, I am wealthy. I am rich, I am that bitch.” – Baby Tate, I Am
“I’m one of those people who doesn’t follow trends. I set them.” – Zendaya
“I’m permanent. You can’t erase me.” – Shawn Mendes, Aftertaste
“Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?” – Rihanna, Needed Me
Nope, I can’t go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.
I’m none of your business.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.
Me, weird? Bitch, I’m limited edition.
You are either on my side, by my side, or in my way. Choose wisely.
I’m hot but I never lose my cool.
Take me as I am or watch me as I leave.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
You’ll lose your mind in trying to understand mine.
I’m a hot girl but I never lose my cool.
Wanna be on my level? Start climbing.
Treat me like a joke, and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
Live a life you will remember.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the baddest one of them all?
Not everyone likes me but not everyone matters.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.
I found your nose, it was all up in my business again.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
They say good things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
Why chase you when I’m the catch?
I try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth doesn’t cooperate.
I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
Ask me if I give a shit.
My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
Don’t check for me unless you’ve got a cheque for me.
Know your worth. Then add tax.
They say good things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
Don’t be bitter, be better.
Haters: People who secretly wish to be you.
50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.
Be a warrior, not a worrier.
The sky is above me, Earth is below me, people are around me, but the devil is within me.
I’m not always sarcastic – sometimes I’m sleeping.
Nerd? I prefer the term Intellectual Badass.
No titles, just vibes.
Every girl is a doll. Either Barbie or Annabelle.
Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.
The trash gets picked up tomorrow so you better get ready.
I don’t have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
Allergic to stupid people.
Call me cherry, because I am always on top.
Sweet as sugar. Cold as ice. Break me once. And I’ll hurt you twice.
Just like the alphabet, I come before U.
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly.
7 billion people. 14 billion faces.
Your newest obsession.
Don’t judge me cause I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
If I’m going to be a mess, might as well be a hot mess.
I’m a nice person. Just don’t push the bitch button.
Silent but deadly.
Throwing shade like it’s sunny.
Just double tap.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
No pen or paper, but I still draw attention.
Does my sparkle burn your eyes?
Savage, not average.
If Karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.
20/20 vision and I still don’t see any competition.
The stuff you heard about me is a lie. It’s way worse.
Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.
Mad woman, bad woman that’s just what you are, Yeah you’ll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car.
If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will
Respect The Unexpected
So blunt you can smoke my truth
Sauced up on the walk-up
In this deck, I’m the king, and you’re the joker
Humble with just a hint of Kanye.
It seems the more successful I become, the more I become the bad guy.
I don’t work in an office but they’re still out here copying me
Keeping it 1, double 0
Get on my level
I either find a way or make one
It’s Mista steal-yo-girl
Off guard but one point
Be a warrior, not a worrier
Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.
Queens don’t compete with hoes.
My lips are the gun. Smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
I got a good heart but this mouth.
If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out, that would still make a better statement than what you speak.
I’m cool. PS: You’re not.
Too glam to give a dam As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
Please sign in the air like I’m Nixon.
I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
I like myself like I like my coffee. It’s like dark, bitter and too hot for you.
Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.
The idea is to not be, what people expect you to be, and I strictly follow this idea.
If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.
It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!
Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
My mascara’s too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you
too glam to give a damn
Pressure creates diamonds
Be a badass with a good ass
Sweet like honey but watch out for my sting
Braless is flawless.
Be as picky with men as you are with selfies
Shuffle the deck, I’m queen of the pack
Does my sparkle burn your eyes?
The queen has arrived.
Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold
Thick thighs, thin patience
“Look, I don’t mean to be a b*tch… well, actually I do.” ~ Santana Lopez
“You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice.” ~ Veronica Lodge
“It is so weird being my own role model.” ~ Mindy Lahiri
“It’s about time. Where’s my throne?” ~ Hannah Marin
“That’s for me to know and for you to dot dot dot.” ~ Damon Salvatore
“You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.” ~ Blair Waldorf
“Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!” ~ Jenna
“Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!” ~ Angelica
“I just figured if I’m going to be a mess – might as well be a hot mess, right?” ~ Mindy Lahiri
“If they want to be a problem, they’ll have to answer to me.” ~ Garnet
“Being bad never looked or felt better” ~ Jessi
“Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?” ~ Rihanna
“Know yourself, know your worth.” ~ Drake
“I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart.” ~ Sia
“I grew a flower that can’t be bloomed in a dream that can’t come true.” ~ BTS
“If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” ~ Meghan Trainor
“I’m throwin’ shade like it’s sunny.” ~ Nicki Minaj
“When all is said and done, you’ll believe God is a woman.” ~ Ariana Grande
“Let me blow your mind.” ~ Eve
“Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” ~ Taylor Swift
“You’re way too short to get on this ride.” ~ Shawn Mendes
“You’re a million miles too close.” ~ Jonas Brothers
“Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.” ~ Fall Out Boy
“They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.” ~ Kanye West
“I’m a boss and I shine like a gloss.” ~ Doja Cat
“You should see me in a crown.” ~ Billie Eilish
“I get what I want, like it or not.” ~ Charli XCX
“Take my number down, I just might hit you.” ~ Lauren Jauregui
“I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl.” ~ Kelly Rowland
“Bein’ so bad got me feelin’ so good.” ~ Demi Lovato
“You’re italic, I’m in bold.” ~ Billie Eilish
“I wish love was perfect as love itself” ~ BTS
“I never trust a narcissist, but they love me.” ~ Taylor Swift
No, I’m not a snack at all. Look, baby, I’m the whole damn meal. ~ Lizzo
“I’m permanent. You can’t erase me.” ~ Shawn Mendes
“You can’t stop me lovin’ myself.” ~ BTS
“I drop a picture, now these b*tches feel attacked.” ~ Megan Thee Stallion
“Can’t afford to be confused.” ~ BTS
“Baby, just don’t give a damn.” ~ BTS
“I wish I knew how to quit you.” ~ Jake Gyllenhaal
“That is so fetch.” ~ Mean Girls
“Not my tempo.” ~ Whiplash
“What, like it’s hard?” ~ Elle Woods
“Ugh, as if!” ~ Cher Horowitz
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.” ~ Gretchen Wieners
“I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.” ~ Derek Zoolander
“Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.” ~ John Bender
“A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.” ~ Queen Clarisse Renaldi
I’m gracing you with my presence. ~ Kourtney Kardashian
Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place. ~ Kesha
I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are. ~ Beyoncé
When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care. ~ Kim Kardashian
I’m too busy writing history to read it. ~ Kanye West
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. ~ Katharine Hepburn
I’ve always been famous, it’s just no one knew it yet. ~ Lady Gaga
You’re not going to tell me who I am. ~ Nicki Minaj
When in doubt, freak ‘em out. ~ Sharon Needles
I refuse to be put in a box. ~ Jennifer Lopez
Tell me not to do something. I’ll do it twice. And take pictures.
Sorry. I don’t speak assholian.
The trash gets picked in an hour. Be ready.
Are you the wi-fi? Cause I see a connection here.
Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.
You laugh cause you think it’s a joke. I laugh cause you think it’s a joke.
Judge me when you are perfect.
Shhh. No one cares.
When I’m super done with the world, I turn up the music and mute the world.
I’m a ray of sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
I try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth doesn’t cooperate.
I love sarcasm, it’s like punching someone in the face with words.
You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.